Look. I'm smiling. Actually, I'm gritting my teeth. I've been troubleshooting problems with my residential high-speed Internet account and, in a separate issue, now with our business phone account. (If you call our main Fishhook phone number, you get a fast busy signal. That's good for business!)
I've been on hold with a variety of people who are trying to help. It's been going on for over an hour now. Good news...I've met my daily recommended requirement for Smooth Jazz hold music. Somebody! Help me please!!!